the things kids say...arhhh

[Bobbisox]

Picked Ben up from schools and he wanted to play outside with his little pal

he came running in out of breath
"Grandma, Grandma... there's loads of midgets out there so Euan has been bashing them with a stick and I have been throwing rocks at them"
MIDGES!!

[merciasounds]

She's so comical - you have to be so careful what you say around her - she gave me her toy mobile phone the other day asking me to 'fix it' so I said what's wrong with it - she gave a big shrug looked at me so sweetly and said, 'it's bu99ered' (that's her dad moaning about the broken Fergie Tractor) I don't know how I didn't laugh out loud!

[mrs_overall]

You are joking! The idiot eldest son, a hormonal 15 year old and a pre-teen?? Argh!

[McMouse]

A three-year old boy is examining his testicles in the bath.
"Mummy," he says, "are these my brains?"
His mother says, "Not yet darling."

[Bobbisox]

McM you always make me giggle, your little gems are brilliant

[pa___ul3]

when my cousin was about 3 or 4, he was messing about in our back garden and shouted over "look, I walk like a ponce!". he's 21 now and we still rib him for it!

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha-ha-ha Pa_ul

[McMouse]

Like to keep you cheered up Bobbi.....

[Bobbisox]

I am always cheerful McM
but thanks anyway..

[mrs_overall]

My 15 year old has just this minute asked me this one

"Mum, did they have tinned food in your day?"

[Bobbisox]

oh yes I love that addage
"Did you have tele in the olden days...LOL

[Lore]

Singing with my 4 yr old......

Twinkle twinkle little star, Ava drives a rusty car... I was stopped with a firm 'No! no mummy, I don't drive!'

:o/

[Bobbisox]

arhhh that's sweet Lore :-)

[starone]

When my daughter was learning to read she was convinced the road we lived in at the time was called "No through road"

[marval]

I love these

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot 's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted.

"My Mummy looked back once, while she was driving," he announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"

[Bobbisox]

marval and star...great , cheers

[tinkerbell23]

Bobbi, my friends wee boy was in the room as she got changed and he says "ooh theyre nice knick-nacks your wearing mum hahaha and he said in the loo- whats that? She replied my "flower" he says can i see it ans she obvoisly said noooo! And he says why not, i sniff my aunty marys flower all the time LOL haha as in this aunty always has fresh flowers in a vase haha

Oh hes so comical (4yrs old)..... He hangs around with us too much he always complimemts me on my nails and spray tan hahah and one time his grandad said behave or ill "tan your arse" (he never would) and he says you dont have any fake tan!! Hahahahah xxx