Mick...in my late twenties, I rather fancied being a Gigolo, living in a flat in London, sports car and picking up middle aged women from afar and giving them a "good time"
But unfortunately, one had to be rich, good looking and as you said have a double barrelled name and all I had was the latter.
Anybody can have a double barrelled name. The kids across the road have them,. Just their mother and father's name both on the birth certificate. Hey presto - a double barrelled name. (different in each case.)
Sir Andy, (deep curtsy) Whose garter is that then?