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Bruce Forsyth at Aintree

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DTCwordfan | 16:52 Thu 07th Apr 2011 | Jokes
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Bruce Forsyth was at Aintree for the Grand National. He ran into "our Cilla", and bragged that despite his 82 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. After the day's racing, Cilla said, "Bruce, if I'm not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my hotel." So they go back to her room and have great sex.

Afterwards, Bruce says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."

He sleeps for half an hour,awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Bruce says, " Cilla , that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand."

Cilla once again says, "Great Bruce, but tell me, does my holding your testicles in my left hand and your penis in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?"

Bruce replies, "No, the last time I slept with a Scouser, she stole my wallet!"
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Very funny AND topical - nice one
and probably almost true
Bruce has shagged Cilla!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha nice, completely random but great

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