Bobjugs boat fund

[bobjugs12]

Just been reading about Molly and thinking about her future Sparrow-esque adventures on the high seas with her new speedboat; and it got me wondering. Can anybody set up a fund for a speedboat and get donations?

If so then would you please donate kindly to my new charity. It's been set up because a) I live near the sea, b) it's really sunny and c) I'm skint therefore can't afford it myself.

I'd like to be able to crusie the seas swashbuckling and buccaneering my way to fortune, and I'd like you all to buy me a ship to do it in. I was thinking that HMS Ark Royal is up for sale, or failing that a nice 120ft Sunseeker would do.

I'd even name Her after this place. HMS Chatterbank would rule the waves

[ttfn]

What a load of rowlocks ;o)

[Buenchico]

You had to put your oar in, didn't you, Ena?
;-)

[bobjugs12]

Yogi, i've already done half of those (i was in the military for 10 years mate!!!).
Chris, NoM has said she wouldn't accept the second choice (apparantly there is no room for a jetski, and no cabins for the slaves/staff/prisoners to clean)
MrsC, no thanks on the ambo-offer. I've decided that the only drunken vomit I want to clean in future is my own - hence the career change from medic to pirate

[Chaffinch]

Sodexho (who ever they are) don't run Tugs in Porsmouth harbour ! and the Tug is certainly NOT brown Oh no no no......... traditional Black and Buff

[bobjugs12]

SS, sorry hun. I assumed you were just trying to buy my affections like I'm some sort of dockside strumpet. Apparantly, thats how NoM views me :(

And so the bad jokes start. You lot truly are a band of brigands and cutthroats!!

[Mamyalynne]

Will there be hammocks??

[supersuezy24]

That's it. I want my envelope of monopoly money back

[supersuezy24]

Sorry just seen your reply, you can have the money back Haha

[bobjugs12]

My mistake chaffich, i thought it was Sodexo. And they are bloody brown. I see the things all the time!

Triggs, are you not gonna be my 1st mate? With ideas like Stella then you need to be aboard me'hearty. Arrrrrrrrrr


(PS Why are pirates grumpy?
Because the arrrrrrrrrrrrrrre rofl)

[Chaffinch]

Bob, get your eyes tested NOW before you have an accident, google tug's in Portsmouth harbour! My view is from Semaphore Tower.............and your's lol

[bobjugs12]

Born in Pompey, raised in Gosport, living in Fareham lol

[steg]

died @ sea

[bobjugs12]

OK chaffinch. I concede that it's Serco and not Sodexho (wrong con-artist company) who run the tugs. But I think describing them as black-and-buff is a little flowery when just using the words brown would do ;)

[ttfn]

Bob, as you already have an ambulance, I think you should have gone for the fire engine before a speedboat.

[Chaffinch]

lol steg, thats coz poor old Bob's colour blind, couldn't tell red from green

[Chaffinch]

And HMS Victory is errrrrrrrrrrrrr BROWN or a flowery Black and Buff

[bobjugs12]

Ena, can I have one of these:
http://www.google.co....,r:0,s:0&tx=122&ty=87
Thanks :)
Chaff, i'm not colour-blind. I'm just not the sort of guy who uses terms like Midnight Rouge and Damson to describe purple lol