Re naming your present job

[TheOtherHalf]

There are a few threads on here about jobs at the moment. One Ive just replied to states that Ive re named my present job of Cook as `Stomach Filler and Mood Enhancer` Perhaps I should now be paid more. How wouild you re name your present job to make it sound better ?

[mrs_overall]

I'm having a week off from my regular job this week. However, this week I am assuming the roles of Domestic Engineer, Young Persons Amusement Facilitator, Food Technician, Banker, Taxi Driver and a host of others

[WELSHYORKIE]

I've always regarded myself as 'the dogsbody' but am renaming it 'company mug' !

[Noraq]

She of the Front Line...who must keep smiling! =)

[steg]

a lumber jock

[paddywak]

When I worked for British Coal one of my colleagues, when asked what his job was always replied that he was an "Inflamable mineral extraction engineer" I supose it sounds a bit better then "hairy arsed ripper" which was how his job was usually described at pit level

[TheOtherHalf]

Aw, welshy. Im sure your not regarded as a dogsbody or company mug. Everyones job should be valued by others, even the so called toilet cleaners ( or should I say Public Inspectors and Sanitizar Regulator