Can you get into trouble for putting a jokey answer on the census when it comes to job description? I`ve been serious with the job title but as the job title is self explanatory, I didn`t see the point in going to great lengths to describe what I do.
Given all the millions of forms to be processed (and all scanned electronically) you'd be unlucky if you were singled out for giving a non serious description.
I mean ... how does a Children's Entertainer describe their job?
"I make animals out of balloons and produce rabbits from toy houses" ?
I strongly disagree with some of the intrusive questions on this census so I have been quietly subversive by putting down some bogus answers.
For example, I have ticked that I have every qualification listed, I travel to work using the underground/metro (which we don't have in this quiet corner of North Yorkshire), my religion is "Wicca" and I can speak English only "well"