Tut damn Tory Government grrrr ....
I was going to get too fat to work and live on benefits ....
Also free parking and car allowance if I got mobility allowance.
oh well ...I will now have to look for another way to give up work and live off the state :-)
Just say you are also an illegal immigrant who will be "tortured" if sent back to their home country. You will be even more "quids in" and can even commit serious crimes without fear of deportation.
Incapacity Benefit and Disability Living Allowance are two completely different things. You can get Incapacity Benefit for depression but not DLA. That is for people with mobility problems and need caring for at home. I know because I get both at the moment.