a golf one with two drunkards (subsequently proven to be gays one 58 and his bf 23) playing ahead of me in the States and driving their cart across the edge of the green. I made the mistake of driving up at the next tee to take their name of their bags on the cart (as I should have gone back) has the course came close into the clubhouse at the end of 4.
As I took the details, the elder runs off the tee and swings at me, and connected his face with his own clubs. Long and short of it I get apprehended (not arrested) for drawing blood on him - the police realising that I was not directly involved. However, it did result in a court case but then, eventually, the whole thing was cancelled when it came to light that the bf had physically assaulted the son of the local mayor in a restaurant's toilets (and his 4th such offence).
However, apart from the emotional stress, I was nearly a $1000 out of pocket on lawyers fees and, my god, was he homophobic! The shenanigans involving the District Attorney's office were ridiculous and this tipped him to concentrating on oil leases etc, as they should have seen the light and the evidence well in advance.
Moral of the story was that I should have counted to 10 and assessed the risks - therefore going back to the club house, rather than take their names. And it was a reasonably prestigious course that has hosted USGA Ladies events. In many ways, I think public US courses have better ettiquette than the private clubs. You hear so many stories - I just hope that this behaviour does not translate to clubs over here.
I enjoyed my Kent golf this weekend - lots of fun and all the members were very nice, but given I was playing with the 80 year old Hon. President as one of our group, I guess the deference was to be expected! (she got around in 90)
Anyway, the