We've got friends coming for the weekend. I've cleaned the house apart from the bathroom which I shall do tomorrow. They are due about 5pm when the first bottle of wine will be opened then I shall serve nibbles and stuff, got some of them party bite things. Then about 7pm we will eat pork shanks, duchess potatoes, roasted veg and creamed cabbage followed by home made banana cake with custard. The we will play cards, varies between 9 card don and crib, the winner over the night wins £1. Whilst the cards are in progress crisps, cheesey balls and dips will be served with about the 6th bottle of wine. Guests wll retire to comfy bed whilst me and him in doors are reduced to blow up mattress in lounge ( we live in a small house) Next morning a full English will be served (by me) and then friends will happily go on their way and leave me with all the washing up.