well most of my friends send drunken text messages or do really dumb/stupid things when they have had a few too many, but you never hear of any good things done when drunk lol
I offered to take a young girl home in the taxi Id ordered, she was in a state and her mates had left her, she was a bit of a mess crying etc, so I just told the taxi driver to take her home first...I paid... :) at least she was safe n sound.
I don't know but when I walked into the bar the next day everybody burst out laughing, Even after 40 years nobodys ever told me why, they just start laughing again when ever the subject comes up
Not a yoofymism, forget the bird was on my shoulder, as I leant to say night night, bird flapped and shot down the back of headboard. There followed furniture removal and some kerfuffle, bird was fine and lived many more years.
Met my husband. Unfortunately I was so drunk I forgot we had arranged to meet the next evening and stood him up. We met up again about a month later and he forgave me.