Famous Last Words.

[DTCwordfan]

Just from Emmerdale.

Jimmy about his legal wife , "I love her, I love her, Rodney and nothing's going to change that."

Appalling acting.....

Any other beauts that you know?

I bet this doesn't last long in Soap Land as it doesn't seem to in Real Life Land?

[mike11111]

My favourite is of the American criminal called French (don't know his first name) sentenced to die in the the electric chair who shortly before his execution suggested to visiting reporters that a good headline for the late edition might be, "French Fries Tonight!"

[Bobbisox]

"Tracey, go upstairs and wash your hands "(Deidre)
then come down six years later morphed into someone else :o)

[daftgrandad]

"Where,s all this water coming from ? "
The Captain of the Titanic.

"Oh my God,what was that ?"
The mayor of Hiroshima.

[venator]

It's not loaded...

[Messalina]

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist........ An American general - can't remember which one.

[paddywak]

Messalina, he was General John Sedgewick he was also the highest ranking Union casualty of the war

[WELSHYORKIE]

King Harold - What f...ing arrow?

[redman41]

Now, are you sure you have switched off the Power........Electric Chair maintenance Electrician.