Irish Talking Clock!

[Jemisa]

IRISH TALKING CLOCK

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. Shamus led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

'What's that big brass gong?' one of his mates asked.

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunken Shamus replied.
'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

'YUP, it is' replied Shamus.

'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.
'Watch,' the drunk replied.. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. .

They stood looking at one another for a moment.......

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,
'You A**HOLE! It's THREE-FIFTEEN in the MORNING!'

[WuTang]

HaaaHaa!!You little Divvel you!

[samak]

Ha ha. Another nice one.

[marval]

lol

[kat1]

Brilliant!

[chrissa1]

Love It.

[Jemisa]

Well 5/5 positive feedback so far, thankyou folks.

(I hope you lovely Irish people are not offended)

jem

[slinky.kate]

that was good,ha ha