Only 15 minutes to go and yet I feel surprisingly calm....

[sandyRoe]

Is there anything in life that you missed out on and, now we're on the brink of rapture, regret not having done?
I never did get around to having that 6 handed massage. Too late now, though.

[kryptic]

The Rapture on saturday, most awkward church services ever on sunday.

[jackthehat]

I'm a little disappointed that on such a momentous day, only 7 separate threads on this first page in CB have been given over to this topic...............

[cazzz1975]

after 6 o clock there will be a dozen more asking why the rapture didnt happen

[jackthehat]

Well, now *that's* certainly something to look forwards to............:o(

[sandyRoe]

I feared I had a rupture once but it was only a sprain.

[mike11111]

Don't you feel sorry for those poor guys stuck in a call centre ringing people up about now and asking, "Can I tell you about our insurance policies?"

[mike11111]

6.03 p.m. Guess it's safe to put the frying pan on now.

[MarkRae]

Doubtless ol' Harold will simply claim that he made another mathematical error like the one he made in 1992 wherein he predicted the rapture / end of the world would take place in 1994...

[netibiza]

Arrgggghhhhhhhhhh!

[cazzz1975]

he did insist that this time there were no errors.

I wonder how he will construct his excuses

[MarkRae]

I'm sure he'll find a way that will result in even more gullible people donating even more money to update the billboards etc...

[TWR]

I've been asleep since 3.30pm, have I missed out on something?

[TonyV]

somehow I am still capable lol

[jackthehat]

Nothing whatsoever, it seems...

[mike11111]

If I were him I would say, "I'm only the messenger. It's not my fault if God decides to change his mind at the last minute". I bet plenty would buy that line.

[boxtops]

perhaps it's going to be very local in his part of the States after all - it certainly didn't happen here, it's still a lovely blue-sky evening here.