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4getmenot | 21:28 Sat 21st May 2011 | ChatterBank
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my bloke fell asleep on sofa at 8 and about half hr ago i think he must have thought he was in bed and he rolled over and fell off sofa, farted and is now still asleep on floor. Lol
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Are you goingto wake him up or leave him there all night?
Are you sure he's not unconscious?
At least he didn't sit up and thought he was on the loo
cor...has he been in the Pub all afternoon
lol. My bloke is asleep with a pint at his side...bless
Well I reckon he's not going to be very tired when it does become bedtime. soo perhaps you'd better have a little nap now 4get. Its going to be a long night.
(Nudge-nudge-wink-wink)

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cant ever wake him up, he doesnt really do pubs and wont be long night as its big pants week lol
......now Im intrigued,4get.....big trousers/pants..please expand!!
Wu, trust me, you don't want to know :)
Lol, got your Bridgets on, 4get? :p

You must take pics, purely for blackmail purposes... (of your bloke, I mean - not your Bridgets!)
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Get a bowl of water and put a couple of his fingers in it.

Or, put one of his hands down the front of his trousers. Or get your old make-up and decorate his face or

(I'll shut up now)
Oh, I get it, Wrexham are playing at home!
,,,,too much information
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you asked
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and it happens to most women
4getmenot, I have long since stopped worrying or bothering when OH falls asleep on the sofa, I just creep off to bed safe in the knowledge that untill he wakes and realises where he is I can stretch out and have the whole bed to myself.
Tie his shoe laces together:-)

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