fell asleep for 4 hours when got in from work

[what..the?]

in me chair away with the fairies I was, man I must be tired.... have I missed anything has the end on the world been re-announced yet?

[grasscarp]

you have missed footballer being named, ash coming from Iceland again, Obama flying from Ireland to get away from it. 47 mph winds at Heathrow. No announcement today on when the world will end. Welcome back to reality.

[what..the?]

oh blimey I missed a lot then :)

I think I fell asleep with the remote under my bum it has turned over the 'embarrassing bodies'

[starone]

Whose embarrassing body? Are you sure it was the remote and not your mobile with camera?

[DTCwordfan]

Oh I thought the next end of the world was 20-12-12 according to (I think)Nostradamus and the Mayan Indians both coming up with dates, but then hasnt Nostradamus been predicting the end several times so that one is somewhat redundant.

[boxtops]

what_the, I fell asleep the other night watching the 10pm news, when I woke up it was 330am... so I had to get up and go to bed. Sometimes we are more tired that we realise!

[starone]

And thus the end of the world will come in twenty-one hundred and twenty-one. There you are, and you have plenty of time to ponder it. In years to come this prophecy will be considered to be true and everyone will go up on Mount Ararat and sit there and wait for at least twenty-one hours. And then come down looking extremely sheepish.

[boxtops]

As MarkRae said the other night - just because the calendar on our kitchen wall finishes on 31-12-11, it doesn't mean that there is nothing coming on the day after. One calendar finishes, another begins. We don't all fall off.

[what..the?]

lol star

The world will end when Diana and Father Christmas come for me from the other side and take me for a Chinese banquet with Michael Jackson followed by a game of charades....at least that's what the dream said. it'll probably be a bus.

[what..the?]

or eating too much cheese!

[Caran]

Did you miss Obama fitting his own double glazing at Buckingham Palace?

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must have...