Fragrant.............

[craft1948]

I got a new stick deodorant today.

The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.


I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.

[snags]

;-p

[emeritus]

My medication says take two tablets a day and keep out of the reach of children but theres only so long you can sit on top of a wardrobe.

[McMouse]

When I asked for a deodorant the assistant asked if I wanted ball roll-on. I said no, under arm please.

[craft1948]

I knew this would happen....................

[wildwood]

(°¿°) Nice one! and 2 & 3.