pensioner's text talk ;o)

[sara3]

ATD -at the doctor.
BFF -best friend fell.
BTW -bring the wheelchair.
BYOT -bring your own teeth.
FWIW -forgot where I was.
GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA -got heartburn again.
IMHO -is my hearing aid on?
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
OMMR -on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
TTYL -talk to you louder!

[anneasquith]

excellent !

[craft1948]

ahem.............

[sara3]

sorry craft, would you like me to TTYL?

[chrissa1]

Sadly, I could use quite a few of these frequently!!

[craft1948]

No gin & tonic..............

[albaqwerty]

Very good.

Like them :D

[askyourgran]

LMDO sara :¬]

[sara3]

someone posted it on Facebook, made me ROFL, but I could get up again ;o)

[chrissa1]

Give it time sara3, you'll soon be using the ACGU. Lol

[Jemisa]

sara, very good I'll keep a copy in my bag with my phone. lol

jem

[sara3]

cheers chrissa, can't wait ;o)

[mike11111]

WBS PMS.
First bit is weak bladder syndrome.

[marval]

I love it

[Jan1957]

Can we add PMSLAWWTL - Pissed myself laughing and wasn't wearing tena lady. :-(

[sara3]

Jan, whatever floats your boat, lol!

[lady-janine]

very good - but gl;ad i could read it as you NTPUWAYM

[starone]

I Liked this, although thank goodness they don't all apply - yet. Especially as I have just had to be HOOMFC (helped out of my friend's car) he practically had to lift me out. WWIAE (Where will it all end?)

[lady-janine]

sorry didn't give translation Need to speak up, why are you muttering?

[starone]

Lady j. that should be an S then instead of a P.
By the way, I should hasten to add my friend's car is a Ta-ta and the seat is very high up, he had to give me a boost to get in and lift to get out. If he does it again I shall consider myself engaged.