Why aren't Haemorrhoids

McMouse | 13:38 Wed 25th May 2011 | ChatterBank

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called asteroids?

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Asteroids piled up?

Or arseteroids?

Ankou

because uranus is outside the asteroid belt.

That reminds me, I must buy some grapes for tea.

I don't know. Why aren't haemorrhoids called asteroids?

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lol Ankou.....

You just want to show off that you can spell hemor - piles.

lol Ankou.

There's nothing starry about haemorrhoids. Apart from the shape of the hole they seem to be attached to.....

This is a real bum thread

i got haemerrhoids,diarrhoea,eczama and gonorrhoea last week,needless to say i had no trouble winning that particular game of scrabble.

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Let's all clap slinky.

Dee Sa

my pal's little girl said her Gran had "asparagus" veins ! she meant varicose of course.

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