Lopsided beauty

[queencharlotte]

Never had false eyelashes before. Decided to blue my £10 Lottery win on a set - the best. Read instructions carefully, glued one on at my dressing table, picked up the other and dropped it. Can I find the little b.? Have been on my hands and knees, with a torch. It aint fair.

[milly143]

Wear an eye patch on the other eye. It might start a new trend and will draw attention to the one with the falsies.

[looobylooo]

so theres no leggy earywig laying dead on your carpet then, no? lol
its not stuck on your clothes or owt?

[merciasounds]

It's been carried off by an amorous spider!!

[rowanwitch]

separate the remaining lash into little clumps and apply as lash extensions shared between both eyes they can be left on

[queencharlotte]

Thanks for your suggestions, and I do like the idea of becoming a sort of sexy Moyshe Dayan! No,Loobyloo, no little earwigs on the floor as far as I can see. Bet I see it in a couple of months when I next vacuum, almost certainly just too late.

[Answerprancer]

Just wear a bowler hat, white trousers and matching jacket ...real orror show !