drunken antics

[slinky.kate]

'being drunk as f**k and annoying sober people.
'going out for a quiet one'and returning home with no pants and a new cat?
and propossing to misus doesnt count''''
'put a couple of hamburgers under the grill before falling asleep on the couch,awoke 20mts. later-thanks to the thick smoke and the very strange stench in the kitchen-to discover that the 'burgers'were actually wagon wheels.
its all your now,thats my lot in...

[sophie_1003]

Urrrgh; inside windowsill! My brother got caught because his bedroom faces into the garden and most of it went down the window below and into the window box on that window! Also; after it's happened once bit difficult to deny it all the subsequent times!
It's lucky that it was my friend he walked home; if it had been a girl I didn't know would have been very annoyed!

[arwyn]

lol @ mamy

[lady-janine]

just remembered another occasion.

went to party and one of us was keen aerobics leaper about and somehow persuaded the rest of us to take part about 3.30 am (neighbours invited). checked up next day and we all ached for next few days with muscles we didn't know we only had a vague memory of what we had been doing. i know we were in the garden but that is about all.

[Carakeel]

I've only been really drunk twice in my life, but I was a bit tipsy one evening after an office party, went to carefully step over my sleeping Irish Wolfhound, but he wasn't sleeping afterall! Having just stepped over him with one leg, he rose to full height and I ended up riding him down the coridor into the lounge, where he deposited me on the sofa! I may add he was 38 inches at the shoulder. Our lounge was full of friends at the time and the hysterical laughter didn't stop for aaages!!

[arwyn]

For years My hubby went to the pub every Saturday afternoon and came back drunk.
he always ended up injured as he would get bright ideas-

Once he decided to take kids on a bike ride, they brought him back as he had crashed.

Another time he told kids to teach him how to skateboard, they brought him back injured.

Another was a game of football and hubby fell in a pot hole, they brought him back injured.

Another was a fun fight in the garden, they brought him back injured.

The main problem was that these injuries lasted anything from a few days up to 3 weeks, He never got paid when he was off sick hence the Saturdays had to stop.

He still suffers from some of them injuries.

[arwyn]

slinky thanks for starting this thread I'v loved it and had a good laugh remembering the fun times of the past, and laughing at everyone else's stories. You lot are mad lol