another blonde joke

[Bobbisox]

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then maybe I'll just
go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't
you go on and give it a try?'

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as
the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing
waist deep in the murky water, gun in hand.

As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim,
shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators
all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.

Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....

'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO..!





Bobbs

[marval]

HaHa

[askyourgran]

hahaa bobbie that was good.

[rowanwitch]

even in my newly blonde state I found it amusing

[eddiek]

excellent Bobbie as usual