Smells

[john1066]

How do you stop a pig from smelling?

[sandyRoe]

smelling what?

[ummmm]

Fabreeze?

[Mick-Talbot]

nooooooo don't ... please. i beg you, noooooooooo

[Buenchico]

Er, stuff a carrot up each nostril?

[john1066]

Put a peg on it's nose.....Boom Boom!!

[Mick-Talbot]

that's er .... that's great, that is John.... :0(

[mike11111]

I say, I say, I say...

[sandyRoe]

I say, I say, I say, my dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible.

[ummmm]

Disappointed muchly John!!

[Lore]

<<<<<<< walks back out :p

[snags]

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A piiig.

[john1066]

I'm getting tired...Now going to get in the lee of bum island!!!

[ClareA]

Other than 'cut off his nose' (which was apparentlly too obvious for anyone else, so it fell to me!), how exactly is the pig's smell offending?
Not going further with this until am convinced it's not an entire wind-up.

[Lore]

Snags! :o/

[ClareA]

Grrr - just saw John's reply upthread!

[lankeela]

Eat it as soon as you've cooked it.

[boxtops]

Buy it some roses.

[Dee Sa]

I thought all grown pigs smell, its part of their charm, if the pig is happy why bother ?

[Bbbananas]

Haven't got a clue john - just loving and laughing at your thread title. Little things amuse little minds !!!! (mine I mean, not yours....)