Job titles

[joeluke]

Item on local news tonight about pest control gave a Rat Catchers official job title as 'Pet Technician'

Who the fcuk dreams up these 'modern' job titles?

....and has anyone on here got one?

[janzman]

Weve just advertised fror 'destination technicians' ie delivery drivers.
JonnyBoy you are in the acting world a 'resting perfectionist'

[lankeela]

I used to describe my job as a 'Catering Equipment Refurbishment Technician' - in other words washer up!

[TWR]

One of my Jobs, @rse technician, excrement cleaner, sht shoveller, toilet @rse wiper.

[DaisyNonna]

I was a facilitator but my pupils could not spell it.