The joy of Macs
One of the joys of having an Applemac computer is when Gabriel from Windows Technical Department rings up and asks 'Is your computer on, sir?', 'Yes', 'Can you see the start button?', 'No', 'At the bottom left corner of the screen', 'No', 'It's a green button', 'I can't see it.', 'It's a green button which says Start', 'No, I can't see it', 'In the bottom left of your screen, a green button which says start', 'No, I don't think Applemac computers have them'.
Line goes dead. You can play them for ages if you have the time.