Happy marriage advice for men

[scotman]

Just received this from a friend. How men can contribute to a happy partnership


To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.

Ogden Nash

[emmie]

wonder what happy marriage advice there is for women, don't do it perhaps...

[TTG]

For the women:-

To keep love cute and quaint
Learn the skills of Silvia Saint.

I said that.

[rowanwitch]

Marry a man you can live with
Who knows toilet seats should go down
Who doesn't sulk when youve a headache
And knows If you go into town
Whatever you buy will look lovely
Your bum is not big it is cute
And learns that a fart isn't clever
And hops do not count as fresh fruit

[Count-A-Strong]

For the ladies
Jane thought you might like this:

A real man is a womans best friend. He will never stand her up & never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure & comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do, he will enable her to express deepest emotions & give in to her most intimate desires, he will make her feel confident & sexy, seductive & invincible... No wait .... I'm thinking of wine, It's wine that does that. Sorry!!Jane thought you might like this:

A real man is a womans best friend. He will never stand her up & never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure & comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do, he will enable her to express deepest emotions & give in to her most intimate desires, he will make her feel confident & sexy, seductive & invincible... No wait .... I'm thinking of wine, It's wine that does that. Sorry!!

[Count-A-Strong]

Oops.

[RATTER15]

When you finished, don't wipe it on the curtains!!

[marval]

Here is some advice.

http://www.guy-sports...t_of_a_Happy_Marriage

[TWR]

Marriage is a partnership, if one slackens, talk about it before it gets out of hands " SIMPLE"

[murraymints]

LISTEN !!!!!!

[emmie]

i must get an ear trumpet..