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Mick-Talbot | 18:08 Thu 23rd Jun 2011 | ChatterBank
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Will i be a grumpy pensioner, when i grow up?
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You are so right there, doc. Must do mine tomorrow.
Well, I have heard that pensioners sometimes pretend to be deaf, so you could always do that.
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Here's to the kids out there smoking in the streets
They're way too young but I'm way too old to preach
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsmxdJmBT14
I thought you already were a goap :-py
people seem to become a 'distilled 'version of who they've always been miserable so and so when young...grumpy old git ' nice sweet friendly soul nice old lady... that sort of thing god help the world when I get old thats all I can say
BOO ,You have the tension , They have the pension.
Boo ,you have tension ,They have the Pension.
I've just realised I must be getting old. I hate it when shop keepers call me dearie, or sweetie. But I don't think it would look right if I flipped them the bird.
When your main forms of exercise are:

1) Jumping to conclusions
2) Passing the buck
3) Throwing your weight around
4) Pushing your luck
5) Making mountains out of molehills
6) Jumping on the bandwagon
7) Running around in circles
8) Flying off the handle
9) Blowing your own trumpet
10) Adding fuel to the fire
11) Opening a can of worms
and
12) Putting your foot in your mouth....
Can you now do my bad points please, jack?
Signs to look for are

When you like to be in a crowd because they keep you from falling down.

When the parts with arthritis are the parts that feel the best.

Your pacemaker makes the garage door open when you see a pretty young thing

When your knees buckle but your belt won't.

When your clothes go into your overnight bag so you can fill your suitcase with pills.

When your back goes out more than you do.

When you want to be nostalgic and you can't remember anything.

When it takes longer to rest than get tired.

When getting "a little action" means you don't have to take a laxative.

The little old gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.

You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, the other two I forget.
Will I? ... should that read, am I? :p
Loved that jack, do descriptive, and so correct. Mick you will never grow up you will always stay young (just like me)
Sorry, typo - should be so descriptive, not do. First time I noticed I was old was when someone stood up for me to take their seat in a crowded bus, and when I demurred, they insisted.
yep. you just get worse as you age.
At least we can go down fighting
grumpy.young, more grumpy . old !
"you can't dance to it, you can't understand the words.. you wouldn't call this music in my day!"
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