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When your main forms of exercise are:
1) Jumping to conclusions
2) Passing the buck
3) Throwing your weight around
4) Pushing your luck
5) Making mountains out of molehills
6) Jumping on the bandwagon
7) Running around in circles
8) Flying off the handle
9) Blowing your own trumpet
10) Adding fuel to the fire
11) Opening a can of worms
and
12) Putting your foot in your mouth....
1) Jumping to conclusions
2) Passing the buck
3) Throwing your weight around
4) Pushing your luck
5) Making mountains out of molehills
6) Jumping on the bandwagon
7) Running around in circles
8) Flying off the handle
9) Blowing your own trumpet
10) Adding fuel to the fire
11) Opening a can of worms
and
12) Putting your foot in your mouth....
Signs to look for are
When you like to be in a crowd because they keep you from falling down.
When the parts with arthritis are the parts that feel the best.
Your pacemaker makes the garage door open when you see a pretty young thing
When your knees buckle but your belt won't.
When your clothes go into your overnight bag so you can fill your suitcase with pills.
When your back goes out more than you do.
When you want to be nostalgic and you can't remember anything.
When it takes longer to rest than get tired.
When getting "a little action" means you don't have to take a laxative.
The little old gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, the other two I forget.
When you like to be in a crowd because they keep you from falling down.
When the parts with arthritis are the parts that feel the best.
Your pacemaker makes the garage door open when you see a pretty young thing
When your knees buckle but your belt won't.
When your clothes go into your overnight bag so you can fill your suitcase with pills.
When your back goes out more than you do.
When you want to be nostalgic and you can't remember anything.
When it takes longer to rest than get tired.
When getting "a little action" means you don't have to take a laxative.
The little old gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, the other two I forget.
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