Fake window cleaners..

[Quassia]

As well as pound coins! Just had some lad call with our number in his arrears collecting book reckoning I owe him three weeks money! I said I didn't recognise him and I certainly didn't owe three weeks money .. I owe nothing.

[joggerjayne]

I'd have told him that the last time he was here, he did a rubbish job, and I wanted hime to give me some money to make up for it.

[askyourgran]

We call our window cleaner Peter Porthole, one of these days I will be saying it to his face.

[Quassia]

Gut feeling .. trying it on JJ ! Wish I'd watched where he went next .. I was busy gardening.

[Quassia]

lol gran!! Doesn't do the corners then!

[JonnyBoy12]

I would tell you the joke about the window, but you would see right throught it!

[Quassia]

Think may be we should all be a little more careful when the weather is nice .. we all tend to leave a window open or door to let some fresh air in don't we! Although last thing at night I do check up everywhere.

[Quassia]

Good one Johnny Boy!

[nescio]

Fake window cleaners would be thwarted if they came to my house: all my windows are genuine.

[ChuckFickens]

They could get limited employment round this way, there are a few places with fake windows.

[Quassia]

^ Boom boom lol!!