F@rt Facts

[moonraker558]

F@rts are created mostly by E. coli.: On the average a f@rt is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink. The temperature of a f@rt at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. F@rts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second. A person produces about half a liter of f@rts a day. Although they won't admit it, women f@rt as much as men. Termites are the largest producers of f@rts. F@rts are flammable. The word "f'@rt" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind"). Excess gas in the intestinal is medically termed "flatulence."

[albaqwerty]

I've already said women do not fart :)

[Postdog]

phwoarrrrrrrr - smell that one!!!

[Cowtipper]

The secret to the fabled "blanket bomb" is to not try too hard. If she feels the gut tense she'll get paranoid and even touching the covers near her head will alert her to trouble. A casual touch of the covers may be enough to bring suspicion and foil even the best planned attack. Relax until you're sure it will be effortless. Distract her with a kiss and a cuddle while keeping a close eye on the best way to get the blanket over her face. Its easier if you can get the blanket fully over her head because the chances of escape are drastically reduced. Allow for enough time to ensure proper saturation before you let go of the blanket. Be very careful as counter attacks might be immediate and ruthless.

[sandyRoe]

Does this post no longer have wind in its sails?