Dangling participles - unintentionally funny

[abstibus]

I hope this is in the right place.
I recall a rather pretentious magazine which was prone to the over-use of dangling participles; my friend and I used to have a competition to see who could find the most hilarious examples.
Here are a couple:
Having blown smoke into the room for two months, Joe decided to instal a wood-burning stove.
Originally fitted with Georgian framed windows, the family found them too draughty.
Can anyone add to them? The classic is 'Running across the road, my suitcase fell open.'

[classylady60]

She opened the door in her nightie

[abstibus]

Originally coloured bright blue, Alan decided to paint the rafters.

[McMouse]

After being whipped fiercely, the cook boiled the egg.