Not murdering your girlfriend after you take two hours to get to Ikea rather than the half an hour stated on the map cause she got you lost.... Ahem, not that I would ever do that.
as i said to my wife the ohter day, last night i looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why i love you. i was doing great until I ran out of stars.
i was holding her hair out of the toilet pan at the time, but it were dead romantic.