I know this won't last, but it made me laugh....sfw

[dabees]

http://tinyurl.com/265nmg2

I wonder why people complain so much!

[mccfluff]

sexy wobbly girl?

that's me that is :-)

[tigerlelly]

I read somewhere that there is a virus that can make people pre-disposed to putting on weight. Now that is a scary thought.

[Safiya]

weird i did mean sfw jack.... gawd knows why i wrote swg ??????

lol i like that fluffy!

[ChuckFickens]

SWG is wire gauges (thickness)

I think dabs meant to put NSFW as in not suitable for work, stand internet talk for don't click if you're likely to be offended

[jackthehat]

We need a 'geek-apedia' on this site........for when the boys (for it usually *is* the boys) start with their acronyms and teen-speak....:o(

[joggerjayne]

It is obviously true that some people are more pre-disposed to gaining or retaining weight than others.

We are all different.

Why should those people have to eat less, or exercise more, than the rest of us?

At the same time, there is a basic equation ...

Amount eaten, minus amount burnt off, equals amount retained.

You can't put on more than you eat. You just can't.

So these people on the telly who weigh 40 stone, have eaten a good 30 stone of food in order to get there.

[Safiya]

ah ta chuck... i would have known nsfw...just didnt twig on

[joggerjayne]

LOLing at "geek-apedia"

Brilliant !!!

[mccfluff]

JJ i can put weight on just looking at cake, i just looked at a ginger biscuit and my bum got bigger

[joggerjayne]

Okay ... Fluffy just blew the theory.

In fact, LOL ...

Fluffy is chipping away at Lavoisier's law on the conservation of mass. Mass can be created on Fluffy's bum with no commensurate destruction of mass elsewhere within the closed model.

Or something like that.

=0)

[mccfluff]

erm ok

[ChuckFickens]

Wonders if Lavoisier has ever been mentioned in CB before!

[joggerjayne]

I would have thought he'd crop up quite often, Chuck.

[jno]

not necessarily, JJ - think - the mass you lose by exercising has to go somewhere and fluffy's bum is obviously a mass magnet like mine

[ChuckFickens]

"I would have thought he'd crop up quite often, Chuck."

Well obviously on the frequent threads about the French revolution, but I meant other than those :)

[joggerjayne]

It's an interesting theory, jno.

A sort of "transfer of matter" arrangement within a closed model, consisting of AB members.

It seems a bit harsh, though. If I go to the gym this afternoon, Fluffy will put on half a pound.

[LoftyLottie]

LOL at JJ!!

[mccfluff]

you lose half a pound at the gym each time?

explain a lot, i think you should be compensating me for having to buy new clothes!

[joggerjayne]

I might lose half a pound if I didn't come home and chow down on wine and take aways.