Oops

[marval]

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap.

One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell the husband.

That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story.
"Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches," & went to the bathroom.

The wife promptly went into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off.

When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her.

When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?" And then she switched on the light.

"No madam," said the gardener…

[Wrongn3mber]

Haha, very unexpected punchline and very funny, 10/10.

[cupid04]

Were you that gardener?

[Jemisa]

Oops! Indeed. I hope he took his wellies off!

jem

[marval]

Thanks, I am useless at gardening cupid

[albaqwerty]

oooohhhh Very good marval : LOL

[sidkid]

My OH always turns the light off........She hates to see me enjoying myself.....

[marval]

HaHa sid

[slinky.kate]

ha ha i liked that.

[Sagz]

hahaha that's a really good one. I wonder how she feels now.