I might be banned from my local (cinema, not pub).

[Bbbananas]

I've just remembered the last time Lil & I went to my local cinema. 2 days before my granddaughter (did I happen to mention she was beautiful??!!) was born. We'd had a fre pinots in The Moon, so were already excitable. We were watching Bridesmaids, a rather rude comedy. Got a text from the future DIL saying "I'm 2cms dilated". I screamed to Lil "She's 2 cms dilated". I was shushed... Lil screamed back "She's 2cms dilated".

We picked up our handbags & sprinted like madwomen from the front of the cinema squealing like banshees as though birth was imminent. The audience laughed at us more than the very funny film.

It wasn't til we got outside, after a very loud phone call, that we realised that actually 2cms dilated is not all that much really.

We weren't allowed to go back into the film because we'd caused too much disruption.

So maybe Harry Potter with my niece is not an option? If I promise not to look at my phone, to have a drink beforehand, and to stay very quiet, maybe we'll be allowed in? It would be jolly mean not to.

[whiskeryron]

Sqad, hill bloody arious made my day.
Ron.

[Sqad]

Ron....I was reported to the Dean by that "bag", but when he heard my story, he couldn't hold back a smile. I was told to apologise to the midwife......................never did ;-)