Job Application

[whiskeryron]

My CV

Too hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wiv one finggar and do sum counting.
I fink I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person .
I no my spelling is not two good ..
My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.


Sinseerly,

Tiffanny




PS Coz my CV is a bit short I sent a pickture of me..







http://tinypic.com/r/acg07q/7

[sir.prize]

She's a nice mover Ron, see here

http://alexotr8.bravejournal.com/profile.php

[piggynose]

its always nice to get things off your chest/chests

[Postdog]

funnier than most jokes on here

[boxtops]

That would never pass a CDU assessment for health and safety... ;0(

[Arksided]

It does read quite well, but I think you've spelt finger wrongly.

[DTCwordfan]

An impressive CV for an Essex girl...

[DTCwordfan]

she will be excellent as an employee as she will keep herself abreast of things.

[JonnyBoy12]

Not bad but her breasts look a little on the small side to me!

[boxtops]

^^ talk about spelling, my post should have said VDU assessment ;-(

[DTCwordfan]

did I read Boxtops message right - a VD assessment - thought that was the Hospital not HSE - but then I guess the two are related.

[bluebirdino]

i dont think shes typing with her fingers !

[Safiya]

ron... your comments on the other thread.....thank you and bless ya heart ..... ive been on here a real long time and never been annoyed by stuff before and believe me in my other name i have had some real insults/offence and downright nastiness thrown at me about my religion and my family..... I had to come out of it before i said something i might have later wished i hadnt..... i dont like offending people or being mean so was better off leaving it...... hope you have a great day :)