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Jemisa | 10:55 Mon 08th Aug 2011 | Jokes
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An old man walked into the confessional at the cathedral and said to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. Last night I had an affair, and I made love to two 18 year old girls. Both of them. Twice."

The priest replied, "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"

"Never Father, I'm Jewish."

The priest paused, and then asked, "So then, why are you telling me?"

"Hey, I'm telling everybody."
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Lol, I heard this before but forgot what the punchline was going to say.
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Yep, dates back to 1993 according to my Joke book. I thought it could stand another airing.

jem.
Very good!! :-)
Whatever you do, just keep them coming :)
lol at jem.
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You have a book ?
Oh I'm disappointed.
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RH, - Thankyoooo.

jem
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OG - Please don't be disappointed, Its MY book, written in my hand dated and marks out of 10. In fact there's 2, they're old exercise books well thumbed too.
My son is the producer in a couple of 'Comedy Clubs'

jem in Bromley Kent. I've obtained a lot of material from commedians there. Mind you I have to be v/selective. (nudge nudge)
Lol, that's funny.

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