I bent down to brush a white mark from my slipper. Couldn't understand why it wouldn't go and then realised it was my toe peeping at me through a hole. I now realise I need a new pair of slippers or a smaller toe. Failing that, a new brain.
Definitely marval, although I must admit to looking favourably on vulcan's suggestion. Unfortunately, I haven't got a birthday coming up so I shall have to splash out and buy my own.
Oh LOLOL starbuckone! I had a similar incident recently. I went to pick what I thought was a leaf off our cat-it was actually his..erm..bottom! He was not amused!
I was in the shower the other morning thinking about a problem that needed solving and after several minutes of focussed concentration I couldn't remember if I'd actually washed myself or if I had just been stood there doing nothing but getting wet. So I went through the usual routine just to be sure - I reckon I got a double dose of soap and shampoo that day.