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Greetings from sunny Spain!
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Evening all!
Hope everyone is good! I certainly am! Sat on the decking outside our van/chalet in Spain having a glass of sangria after a few hours at the beach! My fiancé is starting up the BBQ while the stepkids have headed to the pool with their mates they have already met. Could seriously get used to this.... Not that I am trying to rub it in lol!
:-)
Hope everyone is good! I certainly am! Sat on the decking outside our van/chalet in Spain having a glass of sangria after a few hours at the beach! My fiancé is starting up the BBQ while the stepkids have headed to the pool with their mates they have already met. Could seriously get used to this.... Not that I am trying to rub it in lol!
:-)
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A: Me neither.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Spain?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: Just Juan
Q: Who is the Spanish patron saint of shoes?
A: San Dalia.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Spaniard and an Iranian?
A: Oil of Ol'e.
Q: What were the 2 Spaniard FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B
Q: Why don't Spaniards play hide and seek?
A: Cause nobody will look for them?
Q: What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto!
Q: What do you call a Spaniard with a lowered car?
A: Carlos!
What do you call a Spanish streaker?
Señor Willy.
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