Grumpy Vet..........

[craft1948]

A dog lover, whose dog was a bitch and 'in heat' agreed to look after
her neighbour's male dog while they were away on vacation.

She had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart,
but as she was drifting off to sleep one night, she heard awful howling
sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together,
in obvious stress and unable to disengage, as can sometimes happen
when they mate.

She was unable to separate them and was worried as what to do next.
Although it was late at night, she called the Vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the Vet advised. "Hang up the
phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back
and the sound of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and
be able to withdraw".

"Do you think that will work?" she asked doubtfully.

"It just worked for me"!! He replied.

[marval]

lol

[chrissa1]

Like it.

[alexanderd]

I love that!!!

[Frank97]

Lol, good one!

[Jemisa]

A Goody Craft.

jem

[jamesnan]

Good one!

[mike11111]

Just like the doctor who rang up his plumber late at night for help with his blocked toilet.

"Put 2 aspirin down every four hours, and if it's no better in 3 days pop in and see me".