Bad memory?

[dustypuss]

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There was a meeting of the Alzheimer's society at 7.30 on Friday night.






Nobody turned up!!

[DTCwordfan]

My mother has Alzheimers and Vascular and that is not funny.

It is reality.

[heathfield]

The 2006 Annual General Meeting of my local Procrastination Society is due to take place at a similar time and date, (subject to alteration).

[vallaw]

Due to lack of interest, next week's meeting of the Apathy Society has been cancelled.

[dustypuss]

So has mine DT but we can,t go round feeling sorry all the time _ That reality.

[owdhamer]

i dont think its funny,but some will, thats life

[dustypuss]

PMSL at vallaw

[4candles]

Last month's meeting of the Deja Vu Society will be held again tomorrow.

[JonnyBoy12]

I got a book from the library called "How to improve your memory" but it was no use. Forgot where I put it and now it is overdue.

[DTCwordfan]

I said it in part jest - dusty! Humour is an important relief and talking of relief, I am heading to the pub and hope that she doesnt do something daft - such as ripping ot the tv cables which is a very common occurence.

I went to the Library this morning and there was this horn-rimmed be-spectacled woman in a tweed suit, hair up in a bun.

I asked her if she had a book on suicide.

Got the reply: "Away with you - you aren't bringing it back."

[Buenchico]

The meeting of the Agoraphobics Society was also poorly attended.

[vallaw]

In order to cut our advertising costs, we are no longer publishing details of the future meetings of the Clairvoyants Club

[carrust]

I once offered a schitzophrenic a cigarette. He took 2.....

[vulcan]

Tonight's meeting of the low self esteemed will start at eight o'clock,
please use the back door.