Part 1
On the 17th of March in la di da di da
A son was born to Mrs da di dum
He had two arms, two legs, a nose a mouth and eyes
and the usual la di da di da di dum
So they duly christened him la di da di da
And gave his second name as da di dum
And throughout his life, and he lived for 90 years
He was known as la di da di da di dum
Now as he grew up his la di da di da
Grew quicker than his other da di dums
And when he was 15 everyone remarked
On his great big la di da di da di dum
Now he met a girl in la di da di da
She was pretty though a little da di dum
But the reason that he loved her best was she
Didnae mind his la di da di da di dum
Her mother was awfully la di da di da
Her father was completely da di dum
They sat down to dinner of salmon mayonnaise
And a bowl of la di da di da di dum
Now it all went well 'till la di da di da
He bent to take a bite of da di dum
He couped his plate and the salmon mayonnaise
Fell upon his la di da di da di dum
Her mother cried loudly la di da di da
Her father sort of mumbled da di dum
Her mother said �dear, you must try to find a boy
with a smaller la di da di da di dum�
But they married in the spring of la di da di da
And honeymooned in lovely da di dum
Then they found that they couldn't get n the double bed
For his great big la di da di da di dum
And so they decided la di da di da
To use two single beds for da di dum
They slept together and they used the other one
Just to rest his la di da di da di dum
On the 19th of June in la di da di da
He took ill with an attack of da di dum
They wrapped him up in bandages that ended wi' a bow
Roond his la di da di da di da di dum <