5 signs that you are getting on a bit....

[mrsmaveric]

1.you have a party and the neighbours didnt even know..
2.you can live without sex..but not your glasses..
3.your secrets are safe with your friends..because they wont remember them.
4.you go to bed smelling of ralgex spray instead of perfume..
5..you wont remember wher you read this list..

[rsvp]

you forget to put an 'e' on the end of where (5)!

[craft1948]

I'm so old I can remember stokey backing a winner...............

[giveup]

Big Knickers

[I.Don No]

*runs round in a panic searching for the missing 'e'*

any idea where you lost it?

[mrsmaveric]

its my age lol

[notasyoungasiwas]

Keeps on saying 'It never did me any harm !!'

[albaqwerty]

6. You need to wear glasses to see where you have put the ones you've taken off

[mrsmaveric]

lol craft ill tell him...

[Ann]

Your back goes out more than you do

[boxtops]

You forgot that you have to shop for Tena Lady.

[dustypuss]

You slow down when heading for a green traffic light instead of trying to beat it

[Ann]

• People are constantly putting a mirror under your nose while you nap to see if you're breathing.
• You finally find something you've been looking for, for ages but can't remember why you wanted it.
• You reach the toilet when you forgot what you wanted to do.
• Tightening your belt becomes uncomfortable under your armpits.
• Your spare tyre is larger than your car's.
• Your top three favourite pastimes involve sleep.
• Most of your sentences begin with, "When I was your age..."
• You had to get rid of your dog as he kept trying to drag you to the yard to bury you.
• Universities inquire about your donating your body to science - they are desperate for specimens of ancient civilizations.
• Everyone is happy to give you a ride because they don't want you behind the wheel.
• Your bifocals need bifocals.
• A passing funeral procession pauses to see if you need a lift.
• Watching paint dry has a certain fascination.
• You are often asked to give a personal account of the story of creation.
• You often repeat things...You often repeat things... You often repeat things...
• You discover the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down.

[netibiza]

Big Tena!