Do you ever wish the ground would swallow you up whole?

[MrsLeeG]

I was wrapping a couple of lever arch files in brown paper a few minutes ago and was having trouble with the sellotape and holding the paper down, now in my head i was asking one of the guys to give me a hand hold the edge of the paper down, but what do i say out loud? C'mere and give me a finger! Which has prompted all the dodgy banter! Why oh why dont i think about what im saying!

[marval]

lol, I like it

[albaqwerty]

lol

They'll have forgotten about it by Monday!!

[Barmaid]

I walked into the windscreen repair place to a room FULL of men and said "Can you see my dirty great crack".

Hole open, please.

[marval]

lol@ Barmaid

[MrsLeeG]

Oh i know it'll be forgotten in an hour, but right at this moment in time CRINGE!!

[Davethedog]

Coffee all over keyboard

[MrsLeeG]

ive done the coffee over keyboard thing, exept it want my keyboard, it was my bosses! oops!

[albaqwerty]

rofl BM, you said it twice!!!

pmsl

[Carakeel]

Yes, when in an important telex to our biggest client I refered to him as "impotent", rather than the intended "important". (Cringe!)

His secretary sent the reply "Wow! How did you know??"

[albaqwerty]

errr Cara, How did his secretary know??