A List of Destructions

[albaqwerty]

as opposed to a list of instructions.

Ree-sipes instead of re-sipees.

Please tell me I'm not the only person who plays with words.

[emmie]

i mix them up sometimes, not deliberately, not sure that counts

[albaqwerty]

oh, spoonerisms!! I love them.

Like the pregnant lady said her doctor was going to seduce her!!!

I've also mentioned we have wizards forecast. (They would have been better than the blizzards)

[mushroom25]

a friend of mine told me he lived not far from York, in Harrojertee.....

[emmie]

someone i know gets hypodermic mixed up with hypnotic,
and i fall over on some spelling of words, one strangely is receipe, see

[NOX]

Joop fruit grace instead of grapefruit juice, consequential kilts instead of continental quilts and snake and pygmy pie instead of steak and kidney were all favourites in our house when the kids were all here.

[ethandron]

we used to refer to lego instructions as constructions, and it's stuck for any kind of instructions now. also one of the boys used to call ribena, reebyna, and that too has stuck.

[masma]

My M.I.L was putting on her voice and telling a new neighbour about her father being in the Royal Horse Artillery but it came out as the Royal Arse Hortillery!

[Mosaic]

Hypodeemic nerdles....

[Valanne]

My cousin once referred to the Multi Car-y Store Park. It sort of means the same doesn't it?

[owdhamer]

We were on holiday in scotland and asked reception if they had a room for the night, certainly the man replied, do you have one with a sea view i asked, sea view jimmy was the reply,

[boxtops]

I always say Pymarid - and any sort of instruction manual is the Rules in our house, has anyone seen the Rules for the DVD player?

[boxtops]

My sister had a friend whose daughter worked in Wolwithers.

[boxtops]

Following a badly lettered sign in a pub one day, this dish is always known in our house as Shepherd's PIG.

[mrs_overall]

My late mum was once talking about a stimulated fur coat

She once referred to a local place (The Hole of Horcum) as The Hole of Scrotum!

[boxtops]

Mothers are great for things like that - she needed the oily stuff to fix a squeaky hinge, she told the bloke she needed a can of M40.

[Mosaic]

Mrs O! So reminds me of 11-year-olds homewrk, viz label the Roman soldier's weaponry and armour using the Latin words....one poppet got gladius and scrotum.....

[boxtops]

I think I have said before that in domestic science, I wrote that you could find orgasms in flour.

[boxtops]

The TV Times magazine is also the programme rules....

[mrs_overall]

Mind you, I've had my moments.
The kids looked baffled when I said I liked the band J2O
I meant JLS