This made me smile today.....
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have
£49.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have
£33.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have
£0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you
would have received
£214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle.
A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a
year.
Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the
gallon!