My list

[Barmaid]

Some people have a bucket list. I have a "i promise I won't kill them today, but I can't promise I won't do it tomorrow" list, .

Top of that list is my OH. Second on the list are my chickens.

Who is on the top of your list and why?

[jackthehat]

I can't tell you.........'cos then *you'd* have to go to the top of the list!!! :o)

[ttfn]

BM - things cannot be that bad, surely?

Try a new list, for example:-

Mediation
Meditation
Medication

:)

[smurfchops]

Why your chickens barmaid ?

[askyourgran]

My dentist. I intend to ring him soon. But I'm a yellowbelly.

[Barmaid]

Are you from Lincolnshire to AYG?!

Smurfchops - about 3 months ago, I tried to give the chooks tomatoes. They turned their little beaks up at them. Today I caught all three, on the shelves in the polytunnel nicking the tomatoes. I now only have 3 tomatoes left.

Ttfn - do you reckon its OK to skip steps 1 and 2 and go straight to step 3? (and then self medicate!)

[Barmaid]

Grrr that should be "Too" ayg!!!!

[ttfn]

Works for me, BM, every time ;) I meditate at the choice of, mediate over the price of and medicate of just enough LOL

[Purple_Popple]

Certain people I work with !

[emmie]

local council,
the barstewards who decide to do their diy at 10pm,
any reality show
utility companies
call centres

[Barmaid]

OH crikey Em, my list is getting longer......

[emmie]

Barmaid mine too.

[emmie]

Top of the tree

The Weather, aghhhhh

[askyourgran]

No BM I'm in Yorkshire. Lol at the tomato chooks they'll probably taste better than usual.

[mccfluffy]

Have a guess bm?

[joggerjayne]

Mums has chickens now.

They're quite sweet. I wouldn't want to kill them.

Although they do eat slugs and things, which is a bit gross.

[NOX]

A customer we had in on Saturday who reduced my lovely helpful little part timer to tears in person then rang her back twice to have a further go and then did it again today!:( He's on seriously thin ice and might just leave through the window ignorant git.

[Barmaid]

Nox I'd probably enjoy seeing that!

Mcfluffy - do I really need to guess?!

Trim - if it wasn't for the fact that I drank all the wine (and then spent a rather lovely hour and a half playing with my parcel from Ireland - thank you very much) I'd have been in the car ages ago (apart from the fact the car blew up on Saturday!).