'You can't keep your fingers off...'

[Headtime]

What is the point of Del Monte tinned 'Fruitini', sold with the slogan 'Fruit You Can Eat Anywhere' - Surely you can eat any fruit anywhere?

[andjac]

Try eating a pomegranate on a roller coaster!

[Headtime]

True...but Fruitini and a plastic fork on a rollercoaster...spells J-I-M-L-L-F-I-X-IT!

[mikewith]

Nice one, Headtime - that gets my vote for Post of the Week!

[whiskygalore]

What they're probably getting at is it's TINNED fruit you can eat anywhere, but it doesn't sound as appetising - "I could really go for some tinned fruit, now" isn't really a frequently used sentence, is it?

[tracymort]

it's one of those ridiculous claims products make! like baked beans claiming to be a portion of that "five a day" fruit/veg reccommendation. despite all the salt (enougth to kill 2 babies) and sugar it contains!

[tracymort]

its like the time my 3 year old son was offered a taste of sunny d in a supermarket. they were claiming it was "great for kids" !!!! when i complained i was told well it's great compared to coke! what sort of parents would give either to a child that young? ridiculous!

[rja211077]

i doubt Sunny D is actually better than Coke. By the way, sorry for being stupid but I don't get the Jim'll fix it joke. Please explain as I've led a sheltered life.

[Headtime]

The 'J-i-m-l-l-f-i-x-i-t' post refers to the episode where Scout/Cub troupe wanted to eat a packed lunch on the Revolution Roller-coaster in Blkackpool. An hilarious scene ensued as a camera fixed to the front of the rollercoaster filmed them whilst they ate and drank.