Is it tomorrow yet?

[wolf63]

I got this from an email. I am not (currently) a blonde......



Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo...just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in One Year these windows would pay for themselves!

Hellloooo...It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

[Mamyalynne]

Go girl, that'll learn em eh??

[Barmaid]

lol Wolf. I need a laugh after today. Had to take Binnie Bons to see Aunty Vet. Luckily Aunty Vet thinks it is just some gastro infection. So now I have to separate Binnie from the other hoards of cats who rock up here for food (my other 3 plus next doors) for her food cos she is now on a special diet. AND she has fleas (we established this fact this morning without the need for Aunty Vet when OH found a flea on his lappy).

Consequently I have one knuckle cut to shreds by Binnie. One knuckle cut to shreads by Fatboy (he hates even spot on stuff). One scratch on the arm from Next door's cat (hey, if I'm treating mine, I might as well do the fekkin neighbourhood that seem to live in my house). Not even tried ASBO yet (god help me).

And am seventy fekkin quid lighter.

[Mamyalynne]

Sugar buggas Barmaid not good- tetanus up to date?

[Barmaid]

I reckon I last had a tetanus in 2001, Mamy. But I think my immune system copes given that not a week goes by without a scratch from a cat or chicken. I'll live. My bank manager hates me though.

[Barmaid]

He's just turned up. Am on 4 out of 5 so far. If I can get OH to distract him, I can get the stuff on the back of his head (the cat that is, not OH).

Wish me luck, I could be gone some time. I may not be back in one piece. It's a far far better thing................ yada yada yada.

[Mamyalynne]

As we wave our friend into the ravages of cat war- we salute her ♥

[wolf63]

Cats look so cute and innocent. :-)

I usually have some nasty wounds on my boobs - trying to 'convince' Frankie to take his inhaler 2/3 times per day is fraught with danger. Alas I had to go and see my GP the other week and I felt stupid when I had to explain why my boobs look like they had been used as target practice by a knife thrower.

Barmaid - free Father Ted episodes on You Tube - I was almost wetting myself laughing at them the other day.

Did ASBO have another name before he earned this name?

[nungate]

Catnip drops girls! Our darling little mogs forget that we are their own personal scratching posts if they have had enough catnip! Bribery works in this house! little bags of green catnip drops available at Pets at home never be without them