really old joke day!!

[pa___ul3]

Well, by the look of Andrew's post down there it's Old Joke day!!

Tell us your favourite old joke.. and no running off to the jokes section to steal one of Jemisa's!!

I'll go first..

What do you call a pea with a teatowel round it's head?
Yasser Marrowfat!!

[Clanad]

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What do you call an antelope that never succeeds?
A Cantaloupe.
What washes up on really small beaches?
Microwaves...

Enough? No? Ok, one more:

Two whales walk into a bar and sit down. One whale says: Woowowowoowwhwwoowoawowaoawooaowowoowoooooooo
ooooohhhhhhOOOOOOOOOOooooOOO


The other whale says, "shut up rob, you're drunk."
permalink...

[DTCwordfan]

"It's being reported that Moammar Gadhafi is surrounded by an elite core of female bodyguards. In a related story, Wayne Roony and Prince Andrew simultaneously invaded Libya."

"Moammar Gadhafi was said to be hanging out in a series of underground tunnels. That's basically admitting you're evil."

"The strikes on Libya are costing £100 million. Or, in Moammar Gadhafi terms, five Cheryl Cole concerts."

"Moammar Gadhafi is starting to sound a little crazy. Al-Jazeera canceled his show, 'Two and a Half Shiites.'"

"Moammar Gadhafi is blaming Osama bin Laden for all of Libya's troubles. It's going to be awkward when these two guys meet in hell."

[pa___ul3]

Clanad they're ace!!

[wolf63]

"I have a wife who never misses me. Her aim is perfect".

Tommy Cooper joke. ;-)

[annie0000]

9 Coos in a field, which one is at war with Iraq?

Coo Eight