Crocodile?

[DaisyNonna]

I can only assume that at all club members have succumbed to the appetite of the crocodile in the moat whilst I was ensconced in the library.

[Mamyalynne]

Well I only popped to the scullery for more huggahuggas and all were gone on my return??

[DaisyNonna]

Perhaps we should both have another huggahugga. I do not relish trying to find the others in the dark.

[nungate]

Well if there was no one to keep an eye on the crocodile it's to be expected that there will have been casualties - might I suggest a roll call at the next opening of the club doors?

[DaisyNonna]

Have you ever tried keeping an eye on a moated crocodile in the dark? He was supposed to be a pet.

[nungate]

I think the "pet" should have hobby other than chasing the club members.
Give me a minute to rein in my llama and I'll be along for a huggahugga - I take it comes with the usual quantities of gins and other juices? Back to the croc - is there not a committee who can organise some floodlights for the moat?

[DaisyNonna]

I think there were a few candles in the attics. I will retrieve them and try to find some kindling and a flint. Does the llama need any special food or bedding?

[nungate]

No, no that llama will be fine. Is it a safe assumption that the butler isn't around to search the attics for you? I may have some candles etc in my reticule shall I look?

[DaisyNonna]

Sadly the butler is not with us tonight. A reticule! How marvellous. Please do. May I stroke the llama? My broomstick is not altogether receptive of petting.

[nungate]

Of course you may - just be careful he may spit. There seems to be a lot of this lurgy about maybe we should all be taking echinacea in our huggahuggas.....

[Mamyalynne]

Now then I have announced the early closure in the main house, do retrieve your coats while you can as the drawbridge will be going up soon.

I have tin hats and Davy lamps if anyone requires them, my portmanteau is cavernous.

[boxtops]

talking of crocodiles, what happened to that great thread last night about the monster in the lake eating the 18st Rottweiler?

[nungate]

Thanks for the offer of tin hats and lamps I shall not require any I have pulled some gloworms from my reticule to light my way though if there is any huggahuggas left over amy I fill my flask for the road? It's a long way to Muckleflugga and I shall need some sustenance for the trek.

[Mamyalynne]

A veritable vat of huggahuggas left and available as carry outs, bill flasks, boots anything you like.

[DaisyNonna]

Oh a tin hat would be marvellous as I do not have a helmet. Not sure what is mandatory for flying a broom. Nungate, so good to make your acquaintance, must get home before my fireflies exhaust themselves. Thankyou mamya, will avail myself of a flask of Huggahuggas. Totsiens, lekker slaap.

[nungate]

Night night all - safe journey home