Turkey

[marval]

A woman walks into the butchers shop just before closing. She says, "Thank Heavens I've made it in time! Have you any turkey?"

The butcher opens his fridge and takes out his only turkey, and plops it onto the scale. It weighs 4 1/2 pounds.

"Ah, haven't you anything bigger?" the woman inquires. The butcher returns the turkey to the fridge, takes it out again, and plops it onto the scale, only this time, he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scale shows 7 1/4 pounds.

"Marvelous!" says the woman. "I'll have both of them please."

[The-Toff-]

Like it marval, A woman went into the butchers and said, have you got a pigs head, no, said the butcher, its just the way i part my hair.

[starone]

Lovely. I really chuckled

[marval]

lol at The-Toff